@misc{woodrum2023modest,
  title={A Modest Proposal for the Non-existence of Exoplanets: The Expansion of Stellar Physics to Include Squars},
  author={Charity Woodrum and Raphael E. Hviding and Rachael C. Amaro and Katie Chamberlain},
  year={2023},
  eprint={2303.16915},
  archivePrefix={arXiv},
  primaryClass={astro-ph.EP},
  url={https://arxiv.org/abs/2303.16915}
}